Resumed!!!!

So, I still dont have a fucking job. Im getting pretty close to abandoning hope of continuing to use my geography degree. In light of the realization that I'm probably going to have to find a new line of work, I sat down to write a non-gis resume. For shits and giggles I went to the office website and started browsing through the templates where I found this gem that surprisingly only had a 3 star rating. Ive found the resume that will solve all my problems.